Bad smells, strange dreams

Or, how to give yourself the mother of all headaches.

Eat nicely cooked trout. Pootle around with the bones until your hands smell nasty. Try to wash it off and fail, even when using terrifying antibacterial-antibiological-on-the-verge-of-bleach type soap. Then try to disguise it with what is normally a sophisticated whiff of Dolce&Gabbana, and turns out to be a hooting hosedown. Spend the rest of the evening avoiding close embraces with other people and trying not to pass out.

Cue strange vivid dreams.

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