Dilys Graham's Legacy

Dilys Graham, I learned today, was a lady from Salford who bequeathed £168,000 to the RSPCA specifically for the care of feral and stray cats. Phil, an animal handler far happier in his job than my prior RSPCA contact, Mistress Strangemoose of the Ultimatums, pulled out a newspaper clipping he carries around with him, which detailed her story. 'She's pulling our strings from Heaven,' he said, beaming, as he presented me with a confused but happy Chav-cat.

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