Last message of 2005

Tonight, dine well with beloved chums, and tomorrow? Fly with me to a far away land; friends will be there, and strangers too, to party perchance to hangover, and then comes a bright new year. It's easy, follow the babayaga's example;

1) Pick your favourite amphora, casserole pot or cooking pan. Make sure it is clean, and has no remnants of wicked relatives/badjujuartists/burst toads in it.
2) Jump in.
3)Grab nearby broomstick and sweep all broken crockery/falling masonry/bits of old rubbish out of your way. Watch out below, as this stuff inevitably concusses someone or breaks when it falls.
4) Punt the air vigorously until take-off achieved.
5)Pick party direction and go in it.

Remember your manners; No using your mobile phone above 5000 feet, no buzzing of Easyjet pilots, no spitting.

O yes, and something nabbed with thanks from thomryng.
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Have a bright and sparkling New Year. Here's to 2006!