Help!

Anybody got black and/or pink fairy wings they could get to me this week (before Friday's ball?) For I am in deep doodoo re costume and for once it really isn't my fault:-( The bigger the wings the better for they have to hide a slight ladder in the back of my outfit. Not that kind of ladder, the ones you get in stockings. Oh, and if anyone knows how to stop a ladder from laddering further, I would love to know.

Any help will win you a fairy wish and possibly a pint/cake.

God, even fun is hassle right now!