Clean for the Queen

 has a better ring to it than 'Scrub the Streets, Peasants,' as the International Business Times tells us.

Seriously,here it is. http://www.cleanforthequeen.co.uk/home/2365

Everybody look busy! A woman who has never had to empty a bin in her life is coming!

No, here's the answer;  as the government is constantly trying to tell us, don't expect something for nothing. If you really want clean streets as a mark of respect for our monarch on her 90th birthday, you hire street cleaners and litter pickers and you show respect for their efforts by paying them for what they do.

Respect all or respect none.