'I own all the crows,'

'Why?'

'Because they're my favourite colour to go with my school shoes.'

'You are going to have to wear a pink or blue jumper.'

'Can I wear a black one?'

'You don't have a black jumper.'

'Can I wear a black skirt?'

'You don't have a black skirt.'

'Black is my favourite colour.'

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