I see.

Hearing of the events on London Bridge my mother panicked, tried to phone my brother and couldn't get through so she phoned me instead, very worried. So yes, I said I would send him a message to phone her.

I texted: Mum has heard about the events on London Bridge and is trying to contact you. Please phone her.


He replied: Already done. I used my one phone call for it. The police won't give me my belt or laces in here but they didn't check my butt for favs(?) or phones. Now surfing the interwebs for a half decent lawyer.

Turns out

I am not just too hungover to write. I am too hungover to read.
#Theregoessaturday