Exit pursued by a bear

[smokingboot]

AAAAAAAAA!

Normal service will be resumed the moment I can remember what it is.

Comments

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

Just remember bears like honey. Toss the bear a bottle of mead and it will not only be your mate, it`ll be langered as well.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

ain't wastin' no good mead on some damn bear! Can't we just drink it and throw the bottle at the beast instead?

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

That might just hack it off. Of course it would depend on what you filled the empty bottle with...

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

...and that's what makes havocs dogs so special. Why waste mead when a molotov is possible?

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

Take a glass bottle, add jelly babies and a suitable liquid et voila - ragout de ursus.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

What are the jelly babies for?

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

They make it sticky...

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

Assume all necessary protective hug measures have been taken.

Incidentally, thanks for the port and stilton. Now, I merely have to hide and/or consume them before the Lea gets home.

port and stilton

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

My pleasure; thank you both for your amazing hospitality. Not being an afficionado of stilton, I wouldn't know good from bad so apologies for it being a generic ready wrapped one!

Looking forward to seeing you all again soon.