Any minute now

[smokingboot]

For the first time

in a long time

I am about

to lose my temper.

tick tock tick tock ticktock ticktock ticktockticktockticktocktickticktick...

[amended to add] Oh no wait, this helps...

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture. </td> Jigsaw 90% Hannibal Lecter 70% Michael Myers 60% Captain Spaulding 60% Freddy Krueger 35% Candyman 25% Pinhead 20% Buffalo Bill 0% Jason Voorhees 0% Leatherface 0% Which Horror Killer are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Comments

[cyanidemigraine.livejournal.com]

Eeep! Seems to be something in the air, quite a few people i know are going RAAARR! recently, maybe its the moon? *smiles* Anyway shant pry, have a **hug** and let me know if i can do anything to help (kneecaps are currently on two for the price of 1....*shrugs* if im there with the hammer anyway, )

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Thank you ever so my dear
I am grateful for your offer of hugs and hammers, a very alluring combination:-)

Instead, aided by cosmic consciousness I must take my psychotic fury and turn it into pure love for all humanity.

Or I'll do something very very bad.

I'll blame the moon,yes indeedy, the moon...

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

'Now, one wire is a geyish blue and the other is kinda bluish grey.'
'What the heck, use a nickel'.

Big hugs and I really hope that you do not have to be taken away by the Bomb Squad and blown up in a controlled explosion on a beach in Lancashire.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Hugs appreciated.

And don't worry, if I go up, I'm not going alone.
Fawlty Towers will seem a lot quieter by the time I've finished.

[kol.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that this isn't the time...

...but the ticking bomb analogy looses alot when followed by "amended to add"

Its like the villain at the peak fo his rage about to unleash his awsome weapon of mass destruction upon an unsuspecting mankind being interupted by his mobile ringing.

I'll get my coat...

Roadrunner's revenge

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

No don't worry.Stay. It's safe, all clear...

See, now that I know I am Jigsaw and don't want really want to hurt anybody, I understand.

The wire is cut.

We are safe.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep beep. Beep beep. Beepbeep. Beepbeep.

BeepbeepbeepbeepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
*Sound of Acme rockets firing in the distance*

I know know who half of these are!

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity. </td> Pinhead 50% Hannibal Lecter 45% Freddy Krueger 35% Buffalo Bill 20% Captain Spaulding 20% Michael Myers 20% Jigsaw 5% Leatherface 5% Candyman 5% Jason Voorhees 0% Which Horror Killer are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Re: I know know who half of these are!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Me neither! And there's no mention of trendsetter and motelier Norman Bates either:-0