Ganked from many lovely people cos it cheers me up

[smokingboot]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

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[hybridartifacts.livejournal.com]

I keep on telling him he simply can't have them back-what would the incredible revolving steam computator be without the dancing elephants? It just wouldn't work properly and all the unfortunate smog desperadoes that depend on it for their supply of imitative ideas would loose their jobs.

To be honest, he can have the diamond back-but not the elephants. Training a new lot to tango would be far too complicated right now.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Truth is, he's very bitter about us using the Tango at all. You know he's always had this thing about Tap.

[hybridartifacts.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! I never realised!
Tap would never work. If we had built a gigantic typewriter maybe, but not for the computator. Well, at least now I know why he has been such a shocking prig over the whole affair. That explains everything.



He still can't have the elephants back though.