I tried...
Apr. 16th, 2010 03:31 pmbut even my natural powers of bloody-mindedness couldn't stay the distance on last night's election debate. Dear oh dear.
In the limited time I could bear to watch our stuffed shirts trying out their telegenic charisma or lack of it on a baffled audience, it seemed clear that Nick Clegg came off best, not that anybody benefited from ITV's desperate attempt at copying the American model. You could almost hear the judges:
Nick; nice, very natural, now say something.
David; are you actually made of wax? For christ's sake, talk faster. You used all your time taking deep breaths for a long speech no-one would let you give.
Gordon; don't tell other people to answer questions you aren't answering yourself, don't hector or heckle - remember those headlines about you being an angry bully in no 10? Don't prove them right - and above all, don't hop from foot to foot when you're excited. It just looks weird.
In the limited time I could bear to watch our stuffed shirts trying out their telegenic charisma or lack of it on a baffled audience, it seemed clear that Nick Clegg came off best, not that anybody benefited from ITV's desperate attempt at copying the American model. You could almost hear the judges:
Nick; nice, very natural, now say something.
David; are you actually made of wax? For christ's sake, talk faster. You used all your time taking deep breaths for a long speech no-one would let you give.
Gordon; don't tell other people to answer questions you aren't answering yourself, don't hector or heckle - remember those headlines about you being an angry bully in no 10? Don't prove them right - and above all, don't hop from foot to foot when you're excited. It just looks weird.
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Date: 2010-04-19 02:11 pm (UTC)Take Nick's regional ID cards for skilled economic immigrants for example. So, what if said immigrant's employers want to send them from Newcastle to London? How much is this going to cost and how do we enforce it? Hmmm...
Or David on crime rates, that nice neat answer of harsher longer crime sentences...our prisons are already bursting at the seams, with every convict costing approximately £400 a day to keep. Another hmmm. I won't shoot down Gordon's performance, as it's too easy.
Do we get anywhere near the real problems? No, we get a quick charisma test. So I should moderate my words to mean that I doubt any substantial benefit to the voter has resulted. But at least next time, I will rally my inner fortitude and try to stick out the debate?
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Date: 2010-04-24 07:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-25 10:37 am (UTC)