Cameron and the Queen

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Turns out that the Queen 'purred down the phone' when our PM told her that it was all right and he hadn't accidentally lost Scotland. This is how I know he didn't deliberately set out to create this domino effect; if the Queen thought he had gambled her rockery in a demented attempt to make England forever tory, she'd have turned into the monster of Glamis and eaten him.