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I refuse to do anything else sensible today. Instead, here is a love spell from the Pacific islands:

NAKIMOA
The Love Spell

To win a woman, take an onibua coco-nut and sprinkle the contents over your head. Recite as follows, looking in the direction of the woman you want:

Thou goest to make speak, and thou goest to make come,
Thou goest to make fall and thou goest to kill.
Thou comest to turn mad, oh, she is mad-oh!
Aa, she is black mad, that woman!
Aa-e she is mad for her food here between my thighs, here.
The fish to cry west, the fish to cry east,
Cry towards south-oh-oh!


Repeat three times then throw away the nut and watch it come to rest. If it's mouth is turned towards you, good luck in your pursuit, if its mouth is turned away, success is not yet yours.

I have heard this spell is particularly successful if you do it buck naked in high heels.

Date: 2004-05-11 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com
Do the heels have to be tasteful, or will tacky gold lame ones do ?


Love and Kisses.
(and a manly thigh slapping Horrah! for your Best Beloved)

Date: 2004-05-11 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
I'm sure gold lame will be fine, though clear perspex heels with goldfish swimming around in them would probably be best for optimum results.

Love and kisses to you and your best beloved!

Date: 2004-05-11 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com
Ahh, I can get my hands on a pair of those without too much trouble. Now to face north and faintly west...

(swoon)
Move love, more kisses, and this time. Chocolate!

Date: 2004-05-11 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
I see your chocolate and raise it. Cake!

Date: 2004-05-11 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com
I see your cake and Eat it. Plate!


Is this some kind of Zen ?

Date: 2004-05-11 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
I'll see your steak and raze it. Reaching!

Date: 2004-05-12 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com
SmokingBoot, reaching,
grasping so sweetly at straws.
Where now her chocolate cake ?

Date: 2004-05-12 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
Words of Bytepilot
Sweet confections
Chocolate needless:-)

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