An irritating day

[smokingboot]

Nothing much, just stupid stuff.

This was unearthed by the gardeners.

I am torn between terror and a moment's wonder if it is worth anything. This is what comes of watching 'American Pickers' too long.

I think it is made of cement or something. It is also accompanied by a spare pair of gnomish legs indicating that another head/torso is around here somewhere. Strange things have happened in this garden...