Blunderdome

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Frothers of the governmental (emphasis on the 'mental') variety have realised that the whole Irish border question reveals Brexit and the Good Friday Agreement to be almost incompatible. And so out they come, Hannan and Paterson and that half sentient loaf of Bara Brith, Kate Hoey, all telling us that somehow suddenly the GFA's not fit for purpose. Because what's 20 years of peace and spared lives, compared to whatever the fuck Brexit actually is?

We can at least be reassured of what it isn't. David Davis reassures us that it will not plunge Britain into a 'Mad Max dystopia,' which has most of Twitter massively disappointed, as they've all stocked up on Evian water and attached flamethrowers to their cars.

Thank God we're out to the pictures tonight. I need to escape to Wakanda.