The Doggers of Shambhalla
May. 11th, 2021 06:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
smokingbootOrb Lord contacted me.
I should have known it was going to be a doozy when he claimed that aliens were reading his facebook.
Here then begins the story, a story I may add to with videos and photos/his own words because while I can't help be a bit withering, his art should have the chance to speak for itself. He now has conclusive evidence, he says. Of what? the puzzled reader may ask, and it's an excellent question.
On some FB group he asked when the crop circle season starts. Then, according to him, he cosmically ordered one for when he was visiting his ex's parents down in the West Country.
Away he went, and decided to go to a certain point waiting for his crop circle. He saw lots of orbs, one in particular following him around, the leader orb; it was golden. At some point his ex joined him in what he described as a known 'dogging spot.' Then he saw a black prism, though his partner didn't but they both saw the lights that he claimed were coming through it. Tall cowled figures emerged from the black prism carrying candles. They dropped the candles and instantly became orbs/ufo type lights. They circled the car and watched as Orb Lord's ex performed fellatio on him. At some point the telepathic communication started. The creatures said they weren't enemies, they wanted to just feel what we feel. They guard us from evil, he tells me, they are protectors.
'What evil?' Came my enquiry. He paused.
'Well, there's darkness in the universe,' he said.
Universal darkness, eh? They needn't worry, human darkness is cheap and efficient, no chance of some furren variant putting it out of a job. But he had more to say of these cowled figures who are also orbs, UFOs and lizard people (at some point they showed him their true form; iridescent scaled bipedal humanoids.)
These live on a higher dimensional earth, a place they call 'New Inner Earth,' which is just like Earth only quieter and with far fewer people. He couldn't go with them to it though they tried [something] because he was too excited to meditate properly. And then came something about him possibly needing a new form to go there though he didn't fancy becoming a lizard person. He has a lizard person mother, who didn't think much of humans' obsession with sex, though presumably as she came with the posse of voyeuristic lights, she can't be that sniffy about it. Next morning, a new crop circle was there.
He now has an open telepathic link with his lizard mother/the light lizardy people/Metatron. Ezekiel wasn't mentioned, presumably the prophet high-tailed it out of the vicinity before things got weird.
'Fine,' I said, 'Ask them to send me some orbs. Let's have a look at them.'
'OK! Let's cosmically order them!' He replied. '9 o clock tonight! Make sure you're outside!'
Then we went on to more practical stuff, the fact that he was lost, he didn't know where his car was, he wondered if the lights people had transported him somehow, he thought he was about 16 miles from Marlborough, he was hungry and thirsty and cold.
At this point, my advice was more practical than anything else. But later, as I said I would, I went outside to find the orbs, no mockery included. If the orbs turned up, I would admit it.
'Not a sausage,' I texted him later.
No reply yet, which comes as no surprise. Maybe I'll have to change my mind later on seeing his 'mind-blowing footage,' but as he tends to pick any far off headlight and call it conclusive evidence of UFOs, I won't hold my breath. For now I'll just ruminate on reptilian ever-so-slightly-sexually-vampiric guardians of lucky humans permitted to enter New Inner Earth, provided they put out in cars. He may not be the internet sensation he seeks, but he clearly put the ass into astral plane...
I should have known it was going to be a doozy when he claimed that aliens were reading his facebook.
Here then begins the story, a story I may add to with videos and photos/his own words because while I can't help be a bit withering, his art should have the chance to speak for itself. He now has conclusive evidence, he says. Of what? the puzzled reader may ask, and it's an excellent question.
On some FB group he asked when the crop circle season starts. Then, according to him, he cosmically ordered one for when he was visiting his ex's parents down in the West Country.
Away he went, and decided to go to a certain point waiting for his crop circle. He saw lots of orbs, one in particular following him around, the leader orb; it was golden. At some point his ex joined him in what he described as a known 'dogging spot.' Then he saw a black prism, though his partner didn't but they both saw the lights that he claimed were coming through it. Tall cowled figures emerged from the black prism carrying candles. They dropped the candles and instantly became orbs/ufo type lights. They circled the car and watched as Orb Lord's ex performed fellatio on him. At some point the telepathic communication started. The creatures said they weren't enemies, they wanted to just feel what we feel. They guard us from evil, he tells me, they are protectors.
'What evil?' Came my enquiry. He paused.
'Well, there's darkness in the universe,' he said.
Universal darkness, eh? They needn't worry, human darkness is cheap and efficient, no chance of some furren variant putting it out of a job. But he had more to say of these cowled figures who are also orbs, UFOs and lizard people (at some point they showed him their true form; iridescent scaled bipedal humanoids.)
These live on a higher dimensional earth, a place they call 'New Inner Earth,' which is just like Earth only quieter and with far fewer people. He couldn't go with them to it though they tried [something] because he was too excited to meditate properly. And then came something about him possibly needing a new form to go there though he didn't fancy becoming a lizard person. He has a lizard person mother, who didn't think much of humans' obsession with sex, though presumably as she came with the posse of voyeuristic lights, she can't be that sniffy about it. Next morning, a new crop circle was there.
He now has an open telepathic link with his lizard mother/the light lizardy people/Metatron. Ezekiel wasn't mentioned, presumably the prophet high-tailed it out of the vicinity before things got weird.
'Fine,' I said, 'Ask them to send me some orbs. Let's have a look at them.'
'OK! Let's cosmically order them!' He replied. '9 o clock tonight! Make sure you're outside!'
Then we went on to more practical stuff, the fact that he was lost, he didn't know where his car was, he wondered if the lights people had transported him somehow, he thought he was about 16 miles from Marlborough, he was hungry and thirsty and cold.
At this point, my advice was more practical than anything else. But later, as I said I would, I went outside to find the orbs, no mockery included. If the orbs turned up, I would admit it.
'Not a sausage,' I texted him later.
No reply yet, which comes as no surprise. Maybe I'll have to change my mind later on seeing his 'mind-blowing footage,' but as he tends to pick any far off headlight and call it conclusive evidence of UFOs, I won't hold my breath. For now I'll just ruminate on reptilian ever-so-slightly-sexually-vampiric guardians of lucky humans permitted to enter New Inner Earth, provided they put out in cars. He may not be the internet sensation he seeks, but he clearly put the ass into astral plane...
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Date: 2021-05-11 11:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-05-12 08:59 am (UTC)To add to his glory, he's been wandering round claiming the aliens moved his car and he can't find it.
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Date: 2021-05-11 03:04 pm (UTC)