It is a truth universally acknowledged …

[smokingboot]

that a man who becomes a Jordan Peterson fan probably hasn’t had sex in a year.

Comments

[mallorys_camera]

Now, now, smokingboot, that's not fair! There may be an old avocado or two lying around. Or a blowup doll. Plus, his own five fingers.

[smokingboot]

Is there any problem that can't be solved by an avocado?