Starship names

[smokingboot]

Things are slow, so I thought I'd waste a couple of seconds on the starship meme that's going round. Trouble is, I can't think of a good name for a starship commanded by Smokingboot. I started with the USS Termagent or the USS Campari and ended with the Shotten Moth, the Wawatutu, or the Sphinctergator.

And I can hear Phil Collins burbling 'Another day in Paradise,' in my head. Something is very wrong...

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So that's where it went!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

My head is now happily Collins-free:-)

As for the names, 'Sphinctergator' is my favourite, cos I can hear the dialogue boomed out to evil aliens over our inter-starship comms system:

"THIS IS THE USS SPHINCTERGATOR: YOUR ASS IS BUSTED."

Frankly I don't know how Hollywood survives without me.

Hollywood's loss is our gain :)

[thru-her-lens.livejournal.com]

LOL
Thanks to Ms Bedinfield, I am too (you eevil woman)