Diversions

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https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/the-crab-luxury-safety-matches
"The Crab luxury safety matches look like a page straight out of a Victorian illustrated wildlife guide."
I think not. This crab is in a pomegranate tree, well known as an optimal environment for coastal crustaceans. The crab is either levitating or sliding down the bark to catastrophe, I know which I believe.

I am hypnotised by the Souschef site, and have been ever since the dubious jug. https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/ceramic-red-onion-jug

Then there was this curious candle carrying cat.
https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/missy-cat-candle-holder
Why the bird? Why the roses, the stripes, why any of it? I am puzzled but in no danger of buying. This on the other hand (https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/codia-fish-votive-candle-holder) would be irresistible if it was a mug.

And yes, I have stupid amounts to do. Got lots finished this morning, but still, the next few days are busy busy.
The cherry trees are past their best now, the wind whipping blooms across the lawn and down the street. Right now a storm of petals is battering against the window. Beautiful.

No, eyelids, don't you dare close #getonwithit