The King of Comedy

[smokingboot]

Dear old Chirac, what a joker.

'After Finland, it[Britain] is the country with the worst food.'

Oh I don't know, Jacques, try some Tahitian fruits de mer; ask for the catch from around Mururoa Atoll, where you detonated 6 to 8 underground nuclear bombs, despite the protests of the islands. But hey, you shut those up with a couple of well chosen warnings that protests would mean the end of French aid; so everybody clammed up (geddit?) and who cares now if the local food chain's irradiated?

This guy's a laugh a minute.

Comments

is this the lady who left a head in the fridge?

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

From what you've told me I have never been able to work out her weakest point, technique or ingredients.

Re: is this the lady who left a head in the fridge?

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Her ingredients are definitely...erm...strong. It's the duck embryos that really got me, although the fish heads aren't much better.