I have already decided that today is a day of two posts, this one and some wiffle afterwards to cheer me up. This is not a happy post, so I sincerely recommend ignoring it.
...may be long lost with good reason. In the spirit of focused procrastination, I made a quick trip to the weed infested patch out the back. Now, I was told many years ago by a hedgewitch of dubious medication, that Nature has a way of bringing the appropriate plant powers to your door. Clearly I have some interesting issues this year.