Aug. 15th, 2007
The Caddyman Challenge: Dear Sirs...
Aug. 15th, 2007 10:00 pmA challenge from
caddyman; Start with "The wind snatched and flicked flecks of foam from the incoming tide." Work in a reference to a trench coat, a trilby, four mackerel and a spider plant. Finish with "S/he took one last look around the room, gently closed the door and left" See if you can slot a couple of thousand words between those!
( Letter to The Times, 18th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Letter to the Times 19th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( GalvanoStenopad note: From: Mrs Alice Beaudemain, Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 181 Belgravia Square, 19th March, Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvano-Stenopad note: From Professor Dante Van Teesen To Mrs Alice Beaudemain 19th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Transcript from Dr Jonathan Ranunculus' report to the Committee of Fellows, Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 21st March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Letter to The Times, 21st March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note; From Edumd Nileson to Denny Ainsley, 22nd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note: From Denny Ainsley to Edmund Nileson, 22nd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note: From Edmund Nileson to Denny Ainsley 23rd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note from Denny Ainsley to Edmund Nileson, 25th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Professor Rookswell Kettering,Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 181 Belgravia Square to Professor Dante Van Teesen, 17 The Lakeside, London, 28th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( One day... )
Of course, despite being a lark, this ain't public domain; Copyright Debbie Gallagher 2007 etc,etc!
( Letter to The Times, 18th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Letter to the Times 19th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( GalvanoStenopad note: From: Mrs Alice Beaudemain, Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 181 Belgravia Square, 19th March, Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvano-Stenopad note: From Professor Dante Van Teesen To Mrs Alice Beaudemain 19th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Transcript from Dr Jonathan Ranunculus' report to the Committee of Fellows, Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 21st March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Letter to The Times, 21st March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note; From Edumd Nileson to Denny Ainsley, 22nd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note: From Denny Ainsley to Edmund Nileson, 22nd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note: From Edmund Nileson to Denny Ainsley 23rd March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Galvanostenopad note from Denny Ainsley to Edmund Nileson, 25th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( Professor Rookswell Kettering,Royal Institute for Scientific and Technological Advancement, 181 Belgravia Square to Professor Dante Van Teesen, 17 The Lakeside, London, 28th March Eighteen hundred and eighty nine )
( One day... )
Of course, despite being a lark, this ain't public domain; Copyright Debbie Gallagher 2007 etc,etc!