Not my own best friend

[smokingboot]

Today I have eaten:

Egg noodles boiled in water with soy sauce and pepper
A chunk of old mozzarella
2 coffees, 1 decaffeinated

What I need now is a beer, some cigarettes and a bar of chocolate.

Comments

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I find this to be a fine list and one to be emulated.

Well done; I salute you and your constitution, Ms Boot!

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

For a diet like that you need inch long blood red fingernails and a world weary glint in your eye...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Do they have to be your own fingernails?

[bytepilot.livejournal.com]

I still remember those fingernails...

But the glint ?
The boot is glinty ok but it's not world weariness, 'tis the same glint that shines off the polished iron teeth of Baba-Yaga, the glint that says "Today I shall make aligator and paperclip soup"

Also Cake.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

These are all tried and tested out of The Baba Yaga Bistro Cookbook: Recipes from the Abyss including such classics as Burst Boiled Egg Soup, Minestrone Pizza, Granule Cake, and Tossed Lamborghini.

[velvet-the-cat.livejournal.com]

But you don't smoke!!!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

maybe I should start. Anything has got to be healthier than more of my own 'cooking'.

[velvet-the-cat.livejournal.com]

I guess you didn't need my latest LJ entry right now did you? Err, sorry.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't mention home made profiteroles; I'd have retired in a swoon!

[velvet-the-cat.livejournal.com]

No, they're more of a special occasion treat than a home alone treat.

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

And possibly a bottle of decent red wine and more coffee.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

I knew something was missing; the post-nosh tannin/caffeine attack!