Getting too close to Jacob Rees Mogg.

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Weird dream in which I was sharing a bed with Jacob Rees Mogg. He kissed me tenderly goodbye because he had to go somewhere, but he left his key behind. I was then woken up by a tremendous thudding at the front door. It was my husband who had left his carry case behind. He had to wake me up because he's lost his key.