Day of the Necromancer

[smokingboot]

Sauron goes to hospital today. They are going to poke at him and tell me to go away until he's bigger. Or they are going to do things which may involve an injection.

My mother will be phoning soon. She has decided that MRSA is a greater threat than Sauron (whom she pleasantly describes as 'Black, lumpy, and full of life') and rather than risking infection, I should just cover him with a plaster for the rest of my days.

All this fuss about a mole is pretty damn stupid. Paltry. I am not going to worry. In fact, I may just skip the whole thing.


I am going to bed to dream of Venice and Scotland.

Comments

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

I hope Sauron gets lynched good and proper. *hug*

Thank you

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

for being so reassuring. It really helps me. I am cross with myself for being such a scaredy-boot but there it is.

*hugs back*