The real point of shamanism*

[smokingboot]

Last night I came to bed late, to find my love asleep and warm, warm as newly buttered toast, though not as oily. I crept into bed, poor child of winter that I am, and cuddled up, though I dared not get too close for fear of inducing great banishing howls of abjuration:

'Jesuschristonabikewhatswrongwithyouhaveyouwashedyourhandsincoldwateryouarefreezingdon'teventhinkaboutputtingyourfeetonmybackwawawa...'

So rather than do that, I turned myself into an affectionate python and just coiled around his delicious bod, snuggling and curling into all the curves and angles of warmth, absorbing the heat and taking it back to my lair. When I got my legs back, I kicked my old skin out from under the duvet at the bottom of the bed. It is currently folded up in the laundry basket, so he'll never find it.

You can tell anyone you like. No-one will believe you.

I am so looking forward to this weekend. Hope yours is a blast!


*Apart from the psychotropic drugs and curiously fermented liquors of course.

Comments

great banishing howls of abjuration

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Re: great banishing howls of abjuration

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Glad to make you smile!:-)

[irdm.livejournal.com]

Feet on the back?!
A bit blatent.
Feet between the calves, hmm yes I relate to that! :-)

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

feet between the calves is hiswarmth stealing speciality!

[bad-moon-rising.livejournal.com]

That kind of thing really is horrific, its the most unpleasant way to wake up I have discovered yet :)

Sadly its also a common occurence :P

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Horrific? what, your darling lady bringing the sweet touch of early spring to your hot benighted body under a dozen blankets? The subtle touch of tootsies at the base of your spine, where all that luvverly warmth is going to waste? Where's your sense of romance?

Hmm

[bad-moon-rising.livejournal.com]

It like me has leapt squealing into the rafters as that shockl of cold takes to me a whole new level of wakefulness that I dont even experience once I'm up and moving about. :)

Re: Hmm

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

See? Heightened sensory experience! In Finland you'd have to go to a sauna, get flogged with fresh birch branches and then leap naked into a semi-frozen lake for that kind of rush!

[squintywitch.livejournal.com]

Warmth is for sharing. If I ever had any I'd share : )

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Which is why you must borrow some from your love. Just siphon it gently away before he notices. Then you can give it back later.