Despite a bank holiday enjoying myself in the fine company of larians, scary_lady and ellistar, and Emma and Andy sans lj, I find myself exhausted and a bit down, and not just physically.
Contract: Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.
Requirements: Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.
Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.
Preferred qualification: Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed. NVQ in coffin building.